WTF FAQ

You've got questions; we've got answers... 

Q: Is This Real? 

A: Absolutely. The Card is real, The Anal Bleach is real, and the message is real. 

Q: I Got One Of These But I'm Not An Asshole, So There Is Clearly A Mistake?

A: I've got bad news for you...

Q: Why Is This Real?

A: You know, I've asked myself that question a lot and I still can't think of a good answer. Ultimately, I've just met so many people that take things WAY too seriously and need to...well...Lighten Up. Anal Bleach seemed like the best approach, you know? 

Q: No I Don't Know - Why Are You Asking Me Questions? 

A: Oh Sorry. I got off track. Go head, it's your turn now. 

Q: Is This Completely Anonymous? 

A: 99.999% Yes. What's that .001% - well... If asked we'll comply with any ongoing investigations from law enforcement, so if you're using this as a method to harass someone who has a court order against you contacting them, don't involve us. Also, this product is 100% intended to be sent to adults, so if you intentionally send it to a minor  - we'll give you up. 

Q: You'd Rat Me Out? 

A: If you're breaking the law? In a HEARTBEAT. Don't be the asshole here, that's who you should be sending this to, 

Q: I Don't Want It Sent Anonymously, Can I Get A Card/Multiple Cards To Customize Myself? 

A: You can just order one to yourself and put it in a new envelope after customizing. Or email me if you want a bunch. I can likely work something out. 

Q: I Have An Idea For A Card - Can I Tell You? 

A: Sure. If I publish it, I'll let you send out a few of them for free.