Funny Christmas Card – “Lighten Up, Asshole!” | Holiday Gag Gift Sent Anonymously

Funny Christmas Card for People Who Need to Lighten Up

Know someone who turns into a total SCROOGE every December? Send them a hilarious reminder to chill out with this funny Christmas card for adults featuring the unapologetically festive message: “Lighten Up, Asshole!”

This rude holiday card is the perfect mix of sarcastic humor and chaotic energy wrapped up in the spirit of the holidays. The outside is bright, colorful, and totally innocent… but the inside delivers the punchline your Grinch-like friend truly deserves.

To make things even better (or worse), each card includes a real sample of anal bleach—because one way or another, that asshole is getting lighter this Christmas.

The Perfect Holiday Gag Gift

Whether you're shopping for:

• a friend with a dark sense of humor
• an office coworker who loves inappropriate jokes
• a sibling who needs to lighten up
• a White Elephant or Secret Santa exchange

…this prank Christmas card is guaranteed to be the funniest thing under the tree.

Anonymous Delivery

Want to send a holiday burn without getting burned yourself?
Just enter the recipient’s address at checkout and we’ll ship it anonymously.
They won't know who sent it… but they will know what message you’re sending.

Product Details

• 5x7” folded holiday card
  
• Vibrant, high-quality cardstock
• Blank inside except for the iconic greeting
  
• Comes with a real anal bleach packet
  
• Anonymous shipping & delivery
• Ideal for gag gifts, adult humor lovers, and Christmas chaos

Spread joy, shock value, and just the right amount of profanity this holiday season.