“Lighten Up, Asshole!” Card – Anonymous Gag Gift With Real Anal Bleach Packet

Know someone who desperately needs to lighten up?

This “Lighten Up, Asshole!” card was designed for the friend, coworker, or family member who takes life just a little too seriously.

Send this anonymous gag gift to deliver your message loud and clear with a real sample of Anal Bleach (yes, really), because one way or another, that asshole is getting lighter today.

Bright, Bold, and High-Quality

The outside of the card features vibrant, hand-illustrated floral artwork—beautiful, cheerful, and totally unsuspecting. Inside reveals the real punchline:

“Lighten up, ASSHOLE!"

Perfect For:

• That one friend who needs to chill
  
• Office humor & coworker pranks
  
• Break-ups, make-ups, or petty revenge
  
• Birthday jokes, stocking stuffers & gag gifts
  
• Anyone who appreciates… bold comedy

What’s Included

• 1 premium-quality 5" x 7" greeting card
  
• Full-color printed artwork on the front
  
• “Lighten up, ASSHOLE!” message inside
  
• 1 real sample pack of Anal Bleach Gel
  
• Anonymous shipping

Why People Love It

This card is equal parts funny, beautiful, and memorable. Customers buy it as a prank, a joke gift, or a surprising pick-me-up that gets people laughing instantly.

Give the gift of humor…
(or start a little chaos)…
with the original “Lighten Up, Asshole!” card.